Sir, We Have an Orc Problem

The release date for Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is July 28, 2026, on PC. This title blends traditional tower defense with incremental progression to handle an absurd number of enemies that scale into the tens of thousands. You are tasked with holding a base against massive waves of green-skinned infantry using a mix of automated turrets and high-impact manual strikes.

The loop relies on a deep meta-progression tree where resources from every failed run feed back into permanent turret buffs. Success depends on balancing stationary firepower with the timing of limited active abilities like orbital lasers and nukes to clear the screen when the horde becomes a literal carpet of troops. It is a focused experience designed for those who enjoy watching numbers climb and seeing screen-clearing explosions. Buy this if you want a concentrated, high-casualty strategy game built around massive scale rather than complex micro-management.